Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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