Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
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I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
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So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I'm really busy with my period
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