Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
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She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
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I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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