evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
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The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
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you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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