the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
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Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
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Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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