super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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