I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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