You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
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Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
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I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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