i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
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Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
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Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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