Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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