He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
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He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
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You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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