That's intense
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
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I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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