So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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