I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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