Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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