I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
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I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
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Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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