It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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