Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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