S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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