He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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