There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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