What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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