Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
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Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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