Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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