Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
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Can I color on your dick again?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
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You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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