16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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