It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
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I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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