Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
