have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
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My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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