I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
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You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
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Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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