We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
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I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
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Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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