Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
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The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
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I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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