three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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