We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
