I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
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Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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