Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
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He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
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It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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