normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
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I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
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She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
as a side note pls kill me
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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