There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
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Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
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Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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