New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
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By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
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He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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