I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
my liver is dry heaving
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