Im at strip club and am horny
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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