Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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