When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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