I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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