Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
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Do I have a choice?
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Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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