Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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