no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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