Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
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Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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