You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
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Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
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I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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