Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
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I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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