yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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