he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
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New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
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If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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