Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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