I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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